Dwayne Vs The Toilet: Round 2

I'm bloggin from the library. Why the library? Because my ghetto melrose toilet refuses to flush all the way down like a normal one would. Instead it does the opposite and decides to flood my bathroom. Just imagine a brown river doing a starburst towards every corner of your bathroom floor. Then add the fact that I was getting ready to do laundry so all my clothing acted as a natural dam, soaking up all the yummy goodness.

In the meantime I laid down every old Alligator I could find to soak up the chocolate river. Then like a Hazmat specialist, I "picked up" those old ones and threw them out. My clothes are pushed back as far as possible, but there have been some casualties.

And Melrose..., they're two steps toward angry Jamaican mode. Good thing I know a thing or two about turning off a toilet or my whole room would be mess no bottle of fabreeze could deal with. I call for maintenance and surprise, the phones are busy. I goto the office and the "buddy" there asks me if the water is flowing onto the carpet. I should of said yes cause at Melrose, the carpet is more important then my bathroom looking like a transplant from the everglades. I put that order in at 4:00pm, it's 10:30pm and my toilet is still a brown water cooler.

So hence I'm here at the library watching class since there is a slight aroma coming from my bathroom, however slight, just being around it is driving me crazy. I even had to go use the bathroom in the damn clubhouse! The Clubhouse! Just wait till tomorrow....

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