1. I'm sure ESPN is kicking themselves for not showing the Georgia-Colorado game on ESPN instead of World Series Poker or Scrabble, or Paper Rock Scissors, or whatever non outdoor, sweat causing, gym membership requiring, athletic ability needing, magic the gathering loving sport they had on during the day. Georgia clearly needed any Jewish players they had on scholarship on Saturday.
If it wasn't the Jews then I have another hypothesis. Maybe Mark Richt let some poor dying kid call the plays for the first 3 quarters in accordance with Make A Wish Foundation, or to complete his court ordered community service hours. The minute Georgia started playing like a good team the Colorado defense looked like they had all switched positions get a complete body workout no Total Gym could match. It was like when you don't pick a defesnive play in Madden or NCAA and the computer picks the play for you. What's that 5 Receivers Wide? Lets load the middle with linebackers. No the fat ones, not the fast defensive back looking guy, the big slow, never covered someone not in a wheel chair in his life guy.
I was torn on that game. While any Florida fan can finish the question "What's the Good Word?" **(answer at the end)**, I also didn't want the SEC to look like a bunch of biatches getting skunked by a team that previously got whooped by some I-AA scrubs. I can almost hear the advertising rates for LF (TI, AM, FM, well whatever JP sports is called now), going up.
2. What do you do when you're winning a game by a lot and the whole nation wants the other team to win? Don't ask Michigan State. They wouldn't get that question right if the answer was tattooed on the chest of a 3 breasted lady (like in Total Recall). Notre Dame sucks, we all know that, even the guys in the gold helmets, but I've never seen a game gift wrapped and given away like that before (well there's the Choke at Doak... look it up, geeez). That's why it's always good to keep the receipt.
3. I'm so tired of the Tebow argument. It seems like I have it daily now. People, Tebow is the truth, but the question isn't can he run. Obviously he can pass or he wouldn't be winning Florida High School championships. But High School maketh not the SEC. Key Word is throw passes. Say it with me one more time... Throw Passes! The boy is not ready.
If the people chanting for Tebow in the student section ( mostly drunk people ) had any idea about football, they would question why Tebow has thrown only 6 completions thus far. Meyer's not holding back his arm like a secret weapon. Hello, he's a QB, his arm is not a secret! Next year after he's had a chance to learn how to read defenses at the SEC level, then he'll be unstoppable. Right now, call in the jets cause he's probably going to run.
4. I got the feeling that the TUBA offense would be able to complete a couple of passes against the gators. The Gator Secondary sponsored by Kraft Deli Slice Swiss Cheese Singles got picked apart by Kentucky. Over 200 yards got passed over there heads. Yeah a win is a win, but LSU actually has people who can run and catch... Shocking but true.
5 Finally, I never fully understood why the swamp was such a hard place to play until right before halftime on saturday. The Vols stadium is bigger and I think louder so why is the swamp... THE SWAMP (excluding the Spurrier bloodbath at home years). Then I heard a gator fan shout this to a Kentucky player while I was on the sideline...
Hey #72, your Mom has Breast Cancer and you're going to find out when you get home...!
Whatever happened to a simple "Hey you suck!"
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