Sunday, October 01, 2006

For 3 Cents a Day, You Can Save T.O.

I found this whole T.O. thing to be funny, sad, and interesting all at once. First I don't think T.O. tried to kill himself. Think about it, the most ego-centric football player on the planet suddenly has no self-esteem at all and tries to kill himself? Thats not the tragic part though.

I'm watching T.O.'s press conference and flipping through the news channels and oh look, a crazy white boy has taken his school hostage. I wonder what video game they're going to blame this time. Logic says to follow the hostage story, but ESPN demands I hear T.O. explain why he didn't take the blue pill and leave the matrix. But even that's not the tragic part.

The tragic part is watching ESPN try to do news not related to a highlight reel. Entertainment & Sports Programming Network was not made for "real news". It's like CNN is stuck in traffic so ESPN has to make Kraft Mac & Cheese for thanksgiving dinner. They try to sound so serious but its painfully obvious they suck. Everyone should just know their role. I don't look for international world views during "Rap City"!

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