Saturday, September 16, 2006

2 Teeth!.... 4 Teeth!.... That's All We Got.....

For first time in my collegiate career, I'm watching UF Vs Tenn on the TV! I figured I might as well use this free Saturday wisely, but I'm stuck watching football at the same time. Here are my thoughts as they occurred today while watching all the games...

1. Do BYU fans curse when their team misses a fieldgoal? They are Mormon.

2. Why was Boston College band playing "Riding Dirty". Are there even any black people in Boston (who don't play for the Patriots or Celtics)?

3. LSU's band does have black people... but do they know they're black?

4. Remember when Miami was good at football? The Canes, not the Dolphins. I think it's because all of Butch Davis' recruits are finally gone.

5. Did you catch the fierce battle between powerhouses Idaho and Idaho State? Probably not.

6. See Notre Dame! See what happens when you let Ron Zook coach via satellite!

7. Can you see the media bias towards Notre Dame. Before it was gonna be undefeated Ohio State and undefeated USC/Notre Dame in the national championship. Now they say it's going to be undefeated Ohio State and a 1 loss team. Hmm, whoever could they mean...

8. I'd like to take a page from my favorite away message...
F-L-O-R-I-D-A S-T-A-T-E SUCKS!! FLORIDA STATE, FLORIDA STATE, FLORIDA STATE SUCKS!! ...And swallows toooooooooooooo.

9. Reggie Nelson and punt returns = not so good. Reggie Nelson and interceptions = very good

10. How does that old saying go... You can't spell citrus without U.T.


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2 comments:

CoolFozzie said...

PS: Who the hell is #25 Brandon James and why hasn't he been returning punts since birth?

Anonymous said...

Brandon James couldn't return punts before. He was in the 10th grade. No seriously, he's been hurt, but now he should be a good asset to our special teams....speaking of which, we have to block for him in order for him to be good. I knew there was a catch.
-Lionel