Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Whitney Cheated with Osama!

People people people, we need to raise the terrorist activity level to "My Perogative" immediately! The second family of black music is breaking up! We need to warn the media right now. If Bobby and Whitney break up there's no hope for America. NONE! If Whitney & Bobby don't reconcile, then THE TERRORIST WIN!

Look at this article I found about a former mistress of Bin-Laden who says Osama had a crush on Whitney. The article says Osama wanted to have Bobby killed! However unlikely this story is, it still shows us how we as Americans have to stand against the terrorist and keep this couple together.

This is truly a sad time for all Americans. If someone like Bobby Brown (by someone I mean, drugs, alcohol, shiny suits, porn stars) can marry Whitney Houston then there was hope for all of us. Brown never had it so good. He could do whatever he wanted, get arrested, ruin a New Edition Reunion Tour, and still have his wife waiting for him outside county lock-up. That's love.

Then "Being Bobby Brown" came out and we saw that Whitney had her own share of issues because, like I always say, "All Women are Crazy". Now Bobby is looking like the "civil" one. Mainly cause none of the white people new who his was.

14 years of examples on how you should model a true marriage, gone! They were are last hope... No, there's Janet and gulp... Jermaine.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

umm... proof read much?

Anonymous said...

Just think next time you hear "oh, hell-to-tha-naw" It'll be when the Betty Ford Clinic does a reality show.

CoolFozzie said...

Proof reading is for losers!